Can't talk. Eating.

Monday, October 18, 2004

Questions and non-existent answers

I have a few queries here that had been remained unanswered despite having been pondered for yonks. Here it goes:

Why is every girl at the local pool joint wearing black spaghetti strap tops with (very) low-slung jeans, and chemically rebonded long hair (untied)? Is it some kind of a uniform for the cool gals who can play a mean game of pool (or pretend to be good at it by hanging around their boyfriends)?

Why do girls love pink? And not forgetting, that particular shocking pink that was the rage in the 80s and 90s? Its a neon playground out there (and it is annoying me)!

Why do cats love to chase and play with strings? My little Elmo beanie baby doesn't seem to generate as much interest as a boring-as-hell shoestring. Not to mention, those strings on my cargo pants too!

Does NOT drinking coffee signifies that I am not a cool person? Is caffeine the new social drug?

I think we who could not tolerate caffeine should really stand up and get together to prevent caffeine addicts from taking over the world and denying us our voice to protest against the evil ploy of the coffee multi-million empire. WE MUST STAND UNITED!


Too many question that need addressing yet so little time! I should get back to my work now. This I hope could satiate my blogging need for the day...

I really have to get back to my work. I'm serious.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I only have answeres for the first 2 questions.

First question about girls at pool joints, well, actually what's wrong with that dress sense? I mean, as long as it's eye candy for me, I aint complainin'. :)

Second question about the pink color, well, I dont know you, but it has been passed down from ancient teachings that pink = girls and blue = boys. It makes so much sense that way. I guess this is just something that everybody agrees to. heh.

So, did I pass with flying colours? :)

kenric

3:57 am

 
Blogger arthur decko said...

i have a question: why do girls wear string bikinis that barely cover them at the beach in front of hundreds of strangers, but if you see them in thier underwear, which covers more than the swimsuits, they freak out?

10:35 pm

 
Blogger roachz said...

I don't know.. maybe it is the up close and personal factor. Many flaws are unseen when you are atleast 5 metres away from another person. Maybe... I wonder too..

4:01 pm

 

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